Official Federal Record
This document constitutes the official federal record for the above-named Kevin as maintained by the National Registry of Ducks Named Kevin under the authority of the U.S. Department of Waterfowl Nomenclature. All information is certified accurate as of the date of last verification. Discrepancies should be reported using Form NRDNK-9 (Record Correction Request), which will be reviewed in a timely manner consistent with our values and our staffing levels.
Physical Description
| Plumage | Classic mallard coloring. Iridescent green head, white neck ring, chestnut brown chest. Distinctive small white spot above left eye (unofficial nickname among park visitors: “Eyebrow Kevin”). |
| Bill | Orange-yellow, approximately 5.8 cm. No unusual markings. Slight permanent duck face. |
| Feet | Orange, webbed, standard issue. No reported impairments. |
| Identifying Tags | Federal leg band No. USF&WS-2004-7734-NY. Reflective. Replaced 2021 after original tag was eaten by Kevin. |
Bread Consumption History
Kevin has been classified as a Tier 2 Bread Consumer (Opportunistic) under the NRDNK Bread Classification System. This designation indicates a duck who will accept bread when offered but does not actively solicit it from strangers (the Registry does not use the word “begging”), and shows preference for artisan varieties over standard white bread.
| Date | Location | Bread Type | Quantity | Reported By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Feb 14, 2026 | The Lake, Central Park | Sourdough (torn) | 3 pieces, approx. 40g | Field Agent R. Hoffman |
| Feb 2, 2026 | The Lake, Central Park | Everything Bagel (day-old) | Half bagel, approx. 55g | Civilian report, corroborated |
| Jan 19, 2026 | The Pond, Central Park | Whole wheat bread | 2 slices, approx. 60g | Field Agent P. Nakamura |
| Jan 4, 2026 | The Lake, Central Park | Focaccia (rosemary) | 1 piece, approx. 30g | Field Agent R. Hoffman |
Dietary Advisory
Field observers are reminded that bread is nutritionally inadequate for waterfowl and that Kevin’s continued acceptance of bread is being monitored. Kevin has been formally advised of this via the standard NRDNK-Avian Dietary Notice posted at all registered feeding sites. Kevin has acknowledged the notice by quacking once and then eating more bread. Compliance has been noted.
Incident History
Kevin has a clean record with no incidents requiring formal disciplinary action. A 2019 report of “aggressive behavior toward a child’s pretzel” was investigated and subsequently dismissed. The pretzel was recovered. Kevin was not charged. A stern memo was drafted anyway, for morale.